The Elder Stats

Ban me already. I asked politely before, now ban me.

Calm down. What do you want to be banned for, anyway? By the way, did you ever hear of the PM feature? Why don't you PM me about this issue instead of posting it publicly on the forum and making an idiot of yourself?

[word censored] the pm, i said ban me or ill giv u a split lip. now ban me. here's sum encouragement: you are a [word censored]. now ban me already site owner.

Sorry, I don't take orders from morons. I will not ban you, but I will disable your ability to post. Until you give me a valid reason for why you all of a sudden want to be banned (and for why you all of a sudden are a hostile person), you will not be banned. End of story.

Locked.