The Elder Stats

well I heard obama was a muslim born in kenya and that the health care reform will directly fund his terrorist BFFs

Freaky

J'Ghasta wrote:Freaky

Really.

"Sir! Tie your shoes, quickly!"
"WTHeck? Why?"
"The shoe police are watching..."

Or something along those lines...

They probably just issue a warning if you have your shoes untied, then they issue a ticket if you're caught a second time, or something along those lines. It really is an odd law, if it's even true. I suppose it's best to just wear Velcro shoes in Maine and be done with the whole issue.

In Minnisota, it is illeagle to cross state lines with a duck on your head.

What happened to pass that law, I wonder.

Must have been a Marx brothers skit gone wrong.

What happens if you are walking with a duck on your head and don't cross state lines?

Is it legal with a goose?

J'Ghasta wrote:Is it legal with a goose?

I lol'ed... I also lol'ed at these.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Phbe8mEDMe4

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ab5IwgcJRiE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5pZbpUy7i_s (A little more crude one.)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIokBmqq6A0

TEEHEE!

The Ninja wrote:Idealists? Yes. GOOD Idealists, not stupid ones who love taxes... They want to get more and more money to spend on unnessecary things. Healthcare included. Give us your life and we will give you healthcare. I don't want to be like Canada where they spend a fortune on Health care. Yes, it is important, but the way that Obama and others go about it is wrong. We want to be diferent and great, not like Canada.

So says the little puke living in his mom's basement and enjoying her healthcare! As a Canadian expat who has lived under both systems of health care I have to say the Canadian system (with all its faults and of which there are many) is 100 times better than Obamacare or any private insurance provider. Doctors in Canada become doctors to heal people because if you have a healthy population you have a prosperous society (re= they're not in it for the money although they live very well), doctors in the US become doctors to buy fancy yachts! Also about taxes I guess you like living in a country with crappy roads, bridges, hospitals, SCHOOLS, major cities going bankrupt and people walking around toting guns with a "[word censored] you, me first" attitude. Grow up BOY! I apologize for my cursing.
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