Bang Shishigami Joke Thread
Posted: February 20th, 2010, 8:01 pm
The 300 Spartans did not lose to the Persians because they were outnumbered. They lost because they didn't have Bang.
Bang only brings a dozen nails into battle because bringing any more would just be overkill.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door but Bang can convince said door to become a lawyer and sue Chuck Norris for assault and battery.
Jesus Christ once saw Bang use his huge nail to impale somebody. The sheer awesome from the event convinced Jesus Christ to get himself crucified the very next day.CENSORED FOR RELIGIOUS HUMOR. ONLY HIGHLIGHT IF NOT OFFENDED BY HUMOR INVOLVING THE SON OF GOD.
Occasionally, Jimi Hendrix will rise from the grave and play Bang's Furinkazan theme music.
The term "bang" originates from Bang Shishigami, a position that was considered too extreme for the Kama Sutra.
Bang does not require a fuse or gunpowder.
Bang only brings a dozen nails into battle because bringing any more would just be overkill.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door but Bang can convince said door to become a lawyer and sue Chuck Norris for assault and battery.
Jesus Christ once saw Bang use his huge nail to impale somebody. The sheer awesome from the event convinced Jesus Christ to get himself crucified the very next day.CENSORED FOR RELIGIOUS HUMOR. ONLY HIGHLIGHT IF NOT OFFENDED BY HUMOR INVOLVING THE SON OF GOD.
Occasionally, Jimi Hendrix will rise from the grave and play Bang's Furinkazan theme music.
The term "bang" originates from Bang Shishigami, a position that was considered too extreme for the Kama Sutra.
Bang does not require a fuse or gunpowder.