The Elder Stats

Nice. That means you live somewhere where there ARE WOODS! I can come over? Jk.

Still, that's not necessarily a good thing...

This topic makes me realize how non-eventful my life generally is. I think about the worst thing I've done so far was wreck a part of someone's bike (long story short; he had it coming. For months. It just takes a lot to get me angry enough.) and the stupidest thing would probably the pad + fake blood joke that me and some friends did on the first day in a new schoolbuilding, few years back. It wasn't much, but at the time, we sure felt like the next Fred and George :')

I'm not sure if this counts but when I was four or five I took a pound of oranges and mustard, used a butter knife to cut holes into them and squeezed the mustard inside and ate them rinds and all.