Hilarious NPCs

[The Black Arrow]

Hehe, thanks, I'm full of 'em.

What? Naked guards?...

>_>
Shush.

[Katherine]

....So, I killed him (as the Gray Fox) and thought to myself "Great. Now I have a corpse mussing up the decor." Then I got the amazing idea to strip him down and put him in my bed for a few lulz. Well, I couldn't get him in my bed (I tried for about 5 minutes), so I just dragged him over and stuffed him behind it

..How did you move him? because i remember when I did the Origin of the grey prince quest it showed up as a murder
and because i didn't want to be stuck with the blade of woe I cast a frenzy spell and killed Lucien Lachance, but he's been in my Imperial House ever since...not that it matters really since it's the crappiest house out of them all, but I just find it really annoying

[Katherine]

Everything Lord Rugdumph says is hilarious especially because all of the words he's using he doesn't seem to understand what they really mean, and he's supposed to be a Noble e.g:
"I fear that whilst out rock-picking, she was apprehensive. Stolen away! My suspension is that ogres have abjected her! Please search to the east of my sprawling abode. They have been known to vacate these premises. I am most gracious and truly woeful."

[Teinaava]

..How did you move him? because i remember when I did the Origin of the grey prince quest it showed up as a murder

To move a body, hold down grab (LB on the xbox) while the cursor's over it and you can drag it.

and because i didn't want to be stuck with the blade of woe I cast a frenzy spell and killed Lucien Lachance, but he's been in my Imperial House ever since...not that it matters really since it's the crappiest house out of them all, but I just find it really annoying

Some people are marked as "Quest Items", so when they're killed they won't disappear. Lucien Lachance is one of these, so his body will never disappear.

[Katherine]

awesome! - I just dragged him under the table and covered his head with a basket

thanks

[The Black Arrow]

awesome! - I just dragged him under the table and covered his head with a basket

thanks

lmao! I demand pics or screens!!

[Katherine]

i would but I'm not sure how - I play Oblivion an xbox 360 elite

[The Ninja]

Well, Fargoth from Morrowind is always a must. "I think you're a theif... because you've stolen my heart."

Toward the end is a funny mod...

More adoring fan fun!

[Mikkel]

The most hilarious NPC I've ever seen, is Runs-in-Circles who's a female argonian, living in the settlement "Highcross" in the north of the Shivering Isles. When you come to the settlement, she sometime approaches you, asking for a carrot, an apple, a pair of shoes or something else, which is pretty worthless. If you tell her you don't have it, she says: "Oh no! Oh no no no! Oh no no no no no no!" which sounds pretty funny.

Also, when she run around the little settlement she keep yelling ni-ni-ni-ni-ni which sounds pretty funny too. Also, if she's killed while saying this, she might never stop and keep saying this

[The Ninja]

The most hilarious NPC I've ever seen, is Runs-in-Circles who's a female argonian, living in the settlement "Highcross" in the north of the Shivering Isles. When you come to the settlement, she sometime approaches you, asking for a carrot, an apple, a pair of shoes or something else, which is pretty worthless. If you tell her you don't have it, she says: "Oh no! Oh no no no! Oh no no no no no no!" which sounds pretty funny.

Also, when she run around the little settlement she keep yelling ni-ni-ni-ni-ni which sounds pretty funny too. Also, if she's killed while saying this, she might never stop and keep saying this

I think that I say that on Youtube once... The Argonian just runs around yelling annoyingly? It's funny for a while, but, like you said, she never stops.