Kids in ES 5

[The King]

Raven, A ninja throws the smoke bomb and runs off. And the cloud prevents the opponent to see which direction the ninja is heading. Hey, he could go up ^! That is the awsomeness of ninjas. And, since you guys are just sitting at your computers, you can't follow me through my smoke bomb since you aren't here! Even easier to escape...

But really, it's a joke. Chill...

If we can't even get you then what's the point of throwing the smoke bomb?

As for kids, the last thing I need is some winy brat in the Elder Scrolls. If there is kids, they better be killable, because I promise I'll slaughter every single one of those slimy little buggers. A tad violent? Eh. I'm just not a children person. I usually dislike anyone younger than me(exceptions to you Raven). Anyways, I voted option 1, as if my post wasn't evident enough.

[The Ninja]

If we can't even get you then what's the point of throwing the smoke bomb?

...Cause they are awesome... (Happy now, Kestral?)

As for kids, the last thing I need is some winy brat in the Elder Scrolls. If there is kids, they better be killable, because I promise I'll slaughter every single one of those slimy little buggers. A tad violent? Eh. I'm just not a children person. I usually dislike anyone younger than me(exceptions to you Raven). Anyways, I voted option 1, as if my post wasn't evident enough.

Maybe they could have respectful ones (perhaps he could be an assosiate to you when he grows up for later missions!) and a quest where you get to beat up the brats/bullies (hand-to-hand, of course) to teach them a lesson.

[Cramps!]

I think kids could be killed in the original fallout games. Same with Baldur's Gate, Icewind Dale etc.

Being a kid myself, I would say no. I couldn't imagine a little dunmer kid running around, pickpocketing people.

[Filia]

And then there is the matter of toilets, but I'll save that for another day.

I think you mean outhouses. They didn't have toilets in medieval times, which is the sort of environment that the Elder Scrolls takes place in.

Haha, yeah. Ever read Guide to Bravil? The river serves as the town's sewers.

Anyway, I don't see the problem with adding kids. Media Watchdogs, yadda yadda, but it'd be more realistic to add them and not make them magically immune.

[Tom]

Haha, yeah. Ever read Guide to Bravil? The river serves as the town's sewers.

I've read that during a loading sequence, and yes, I thought that was quite disgusting. What makes it even more disgusting is that, to get to my house in Bravil, I usually fast travel to the front of the Bravil Castle and then jump off the bridge into the river and swim over to my house (because sometimes I just don't feel like walking all the way around to my house). That means I've been swimming in... well, yuck.

[Cramps!]

Luckily Smellovision doesn't exist yet.

[The Ninja]

Haha, yeah. Ever read Guide to Bravil? The river serves as the town's sewers.

I've read that during a loading sequence, and yes, I thought that was quite disgusting. What makes it even more disgusting is that, to get to my house in Bravil, I usually fast travel to the front of the Bravil Castle and then jump off the bridge into the river and swim over to my house (because sometimes I just don't feel like walking all the way around to my house). That means I've been swimming in... well, yuck.

Hey, they do it today! I see the sewer tubes all along beaches sometimes! That is nasty.

[Grayfox]

(Joke) What if you could be a kid.

Like that one movie spy kids, you know, the one that the ten year olds watch.

[Rainbow Cats]

Kill dem kids!

Like Kestral (and another) said, if kids are added as essential, I'll find a mod to fix that. I think it'd be pretty interesting to be able to play as a child.. with maybe some slightly different quests. Age specific dialogue instead of just gender specific.

[Cramps!]

If you played as a child, wouldn't your hit points be uber low?